T O N E Y 'S D U M P S I T E

uh. yeah.

2008-08-30T20:05:00.002+08:00

Sorry if this blog had been idle for a couple of weeks now.

Will get back with my shiz by the end of the first week of September. k?

love,
God of the Universe

do not dare question my sexual orientation.

2008-08-11T21:21:00.001+08:00

I HATE GIRLS.
they're stupid,
insensible,
effing immatured,
shallow,
UGLY,
and pricks of the society.

so if i do not consider you as a girl.
BE EFFING HAPPY.

but women are different.
and I AM IN LOVE WITH THEM...
OR EVEN CONSIDER THEM AS FRIENDS.
they are super smart--as if intuition is naturally there,
strong,
with vasts minds--too deep, yet light could still penetrate,
cultured,
graceful,
with goddess-like faces,
and with high regards.

i am not a lesbian, nor a bisexual.
i just EFFING HATE GIRLS...
and i SWOON OVER WOMEN.

GAH.

i ar obedient

2008-07-28T17:28:00.001+08:00

dana told me to update my blog.

here you go, dear.

p.s. the dark knight is AMAZING. may heath rest in peace.

american airheads.

2008-06-14T19:08:00.002+08:00

i don't really have to moan about it. watch the video. you'll know what i mean.

and because of this video, i have to sacrifice my youtube channel's entity.

for more not-so stupid videos, click here.

fast food french fries

2008-06-14T10:47:00.002+08:00

have you ever had that time when you would stare at a mcdonald's commercial, drooling over those french fries--bountiful with all those crisp calorie sticks, then you go to mcdo the next day and to your dismay there is only ten pieces on your regular order of fries... and it feels like it has been sucked on before, and is just put on the cardboard for you to finish up?

ALAS! We are all victims of that heinous crime.
and now i am here to make a big deal of it like it is a major social issue. happy times.

so dear mcdonald's person who is taking my order, would you just please accidentally punch in my order as a large order rather than a regular? please also do forget to charge me 30 pesos. with this error, i will have an upgrade of 15 sticks unlike the usual 10--take this as your public service, since all that mcdonald's do is just get kids in china to peel potatoes for them and trash africa with their crap--we do really owe them big time, don't we? *grabs a gun and shoot that smirking statue of ol' ronald.*

now, i better stop typing and just indulge myself with this picture:

oh, fq it.

first REAL post.

2008-06-13T22:42:00.005+08:00

disregard the earlier post, and let me introduce my blog better.

first off, this blog is just filled with my random rants on crap. expect nothing mind-boggling and earth-shattering with these; rather, this blogsite is just filled with annoyance in your life. trully not a must-read. (but if you are looking for a blog that you really must read, click here and here.)

go ahead. shoo. stop reading. i mean now.

but if you are still stubborn and is still reading this, then go on, my friend, and congratulations; you have passed my test.

anyway, this blog will just be filled with nonsense and pure BS. so, if you do not like me moaning like an emo kid, then just stop. i don't want your complaints with regards to my complaining. go complain on your own blog so i am the only one who is looking like a peice of ass that needs some serious whooping in this site.

farewell, farts.

this is a lengthy post just because i said so.

2008-06-13T22:01:00.001+08:00

hello there.

welcome to my blogger.

good bye.