fast food french fries

have you ever had that time when you would stare at a mcdonald's commercial, drooling over those french fries--bountiful with all those crisp calorie sticks, then you go to mcdo the next day and to your dismay there is only ten pieces on your regular order of fries... and it feels like it has been sucked on before, and is just put on the cardboard for you to finish up?

ALAS! We are all victims of that heinous crime.
and now i am here to make a big deal of it like it is a major social issue. happy times.

so dear mcdonald's person who is taking my order, would you just please accidentally punch in my order as a large order rather than a regular? please also do forget to charge me 30 pesos. with this error, i will have an upgrade of 15 sticks unlike the usual 10--take this as your public service, since all that mcdonald's do is just get kids in china to peel potatoes for them and trash africa with their crap--we do really owe them big time, don't we? *grabs a gun and shoot that smirking statue of ol' ronald.*

now, i better stop typing and just indulge myself with this picture:




oh, fq it.